True story, no copyright claim, DONT read if your underage or have an aversion to sexually explicit tales.

This is a quick true story that happened this morning.I went to bed very late last night after watching some television.My wife had to get up early for a work function so she was getting up as I was turning in.Lying in bed I was thinking about a show I had been watching that had two gay men as the central characters.Drifting off I had thoughts of what sex with another man might be like, something I had occasionally fantasized about but have never done.Without realizing it I was gently stroking my semi stiff cock to homoerotic thoughts, but being really tired I decided against rubbing one out and went to sleep.

I must have been having dreams about gay sex because in a half daze I woke to find myself rubbing my anus with my middle finger and pushing it gently into my virgin ass.I don't know what came over me but I had to know what it was like to have something up my ass, and I need it right now!I went to the bathroom naked and with a full boner determined to find some sort of implement to do myself with.Perhaps a brush handle or some tube shaped item I thought, when my eye caught my wife's lint roller.It had a plastic handle that about 5 inches long and tapered with little grip ridges on it.I grabbed it and a tube of KY that I use with my wife sometimes.

Jumping back in bed I lubed up the handle and my ass with a generous amount of lube.Lying on my back I lifted my legs up and over my head while keeping my knees together, exposing my rosebud to the cool air of the night. My finger resumed its earlier probing and poking but the lube made the experience much more exciting.My hard on had not diminished a bit during this whole experience.After fingering around for a while I shoved one finger up my ass as far as it would go.My anus muscles grabbed tight but then relinquished under the incredible pleasure.Soon I was pushing in a second finger ad a third.But I couldn't get deep enough with my fingers and grabbed for my new improvised toy.Lubing it up more I gently pushed the slender handle in to my ass inch at a time.Deeper it went until it seemed to get sucked in under the pressure of my clenching manpussy.I could feel it tickling my prostate and making my erection even stiffer.I pumped the handle in and out of my ass in this solo missionary position for about five minutes loving every second of this glorious new experience.Without removing it I rolled over onto my stomach arched my back and raising my ass high in the air. With my right hand I reached up and grabbed the body of the roller and proceeded to thrust the handle vigorously in and out of my tingling hole. I started muttering"Yess, yess fuck my tight faggot ass you fucker!Use me ass as your cum hole!", as though I was speaking to an invisible lover.

I could feel the pressure building up in my balls and I knew I would erupt soon.Suddenly I remembered back when I was a teenager that sometimes I would lay on my back and throw my legs over my shoulders to see how close I could come to sucking my own dick.I had been able to get the whole head in my mouth when I was young but that was 20 years ago.Still I'm in great shape so I thought I give it a try.With my improvised dildo still up in my pussy I rolled onto my back and assumed to old position.The turn-